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Aaloo Kachaloo

Aaloo Kachaloo

I have stories. Most of them require context I’m legally too tired to provide.

About

l lead a fairly normal life if you exclude the parts that sound made up. I’ve been banned from making decisions after midnight by people who have no legal authority to ban me from anything. I once travelled several hundred kilometres because I misunderstood a situation and decided correcting the misunderstanding over the phone lacked cinematic value. I’ve missed a flight I was already at the airport for. I have also spent money specifically to prove a point and then forgotten what the point was. None of these incidents have taught me anything. This page exists because occasionally one of my problems has a price tag, and I think it’s unfair that I should be the only one entertained by it. My fav phrase is : f*ck my luck

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